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defeating aesthetics with functionalism.

i have quaffed deeply from the well-spring of self importance.

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redefining success as just showing up
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you can't make this shit up

Dos and Don'ts? I don't think there are any don'ts! What right does one have?
- Bill Cunningham

I sympathize with you problem. But all things considered, I'd really rather talk about me.
- Murphy Brown

Q: How many members of GROUP OFTEN STEREOTYPED does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: N+1. One to screw in the lightbulb, and N to BEHAVE STEREOTYPICALLY.

+ yeah, i live here now.



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Dislikes:5: celebrity baby names, gwyneth paltrow, petrol prices, the yankees, tomato
!!!!, "it's complicated", (parenthetical asides), *footnotes, 1% otp solution, 1+1=a window, 30 rock, 347, aaron sorkin in theory, abba, alcohol, alternative reality television, anna wintour, antipodea, ashes to ashes, band of horses, basically anything that's awesome, bitchy older ladies, blondie, bones, brittany s. pierce, brooklyn bands in brooklyn, business drunk, car from the future, changing trains in rotterdam, claudia jean cregg, comedies (who knew!), derpton abbey, diners, do not pick up rodarte, drunk all the time, electricity, essentially a wizard, exposing-people-to-awesome-new-things, failed mexican waves, fairy lights, fiction/reality divide, girls who wear glasses, glee, guitar hero, hipster who, hotel chevalier, ikea, inspector gadget, kirby j, lady gaga, leslie knope and wife ann, lindsay lohan's lesbianism, liz lemon, logic, m*a*s*h, mad men, makeout on the stakeout, making no sense, mediocre babyfic, montages, multiple choice exams, murphy brown, my capslock key is loud!!!!!!!!!, neutral milk hotel, new york, ninjas, not being paparazzi, olivia's vigilante justice, paper tigers, pedantry, planned spontaneity, procrastinating, radiohead, ridiculously unwearable couture, roger w. ferguson, runway falls, santana fucking lopez, science will save us, singing in the car, smushing-people-together-and-making-kissy-noises, t-rex, t.s. eliot, tampons and jonas brothers cds, the claudia black hotness-and-variety-hour, the coriolis effect, the gene genie, the l train, the smiths, the west wing, too many informations, total beats, unresolved sexual tension, virginia woolf, whatever (marriage), why so much purple?, william shatner, zzzzzzzz

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